I'm in love with Google, and love to date someone who works there. Why? Because they think of fun applications like "mail goggles." It prevents you from emailing while inebriated--preventing you from pouring your heart out at 2 a.m. with more fervor than necessary. When enabled, mail goggles will ask you to answer math questions in a certain amount of time if you attemtpt to email between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. What genius! Seriously, if you're cute and work for Google (and a guy), look me up.