I'm in love with Google, and love to date someone who works there. Why? Because they think of fun applications like "mail goggles." It prevents you from emailing while inebriated--preventing you from pouring your heart out at 2 a.m. with more fervor than necessary. When enabled, mail goggles will ask you to answer math questions in a certain amount of time if you attemtpt to email between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. What genius! Seriously, if you're cute and work for Google (and a guy), look me up.

Fail

People never cease to amaze me...

Evil Bovine Master

This is the umpteenth blog I've created...I haven't kept up with the times as far as "blogging," so I decided to get back into the swing of things (story of my life lately).

More to come later I guess...

These are things I'm realizing